- Always waiting for the third season of Sherlock 3
- Eternally checking Netflix for the rest of season 7 of Doctor Who
- The only books are the Twilight series and Fifty Shades of Grey
- Only thing on TV is Honey Boo-Boo and the last episode of Lost
- The only music is Miley Cyrus and you have to watch her videoes while it plays
- You have forgotten what David Tennant, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Colin Firth look like (Hmmm, for the guys? Princess Leia, Karen Gillian, and the chick that plays Black Widow in The Avengers)
- BBC does not exisit -- in fact, the whole of Great Britian is just a fantastical myth
- The only coffee is weak Yuban
There, go forth and be good. You have been warned.
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